|real hacker:||So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* I'm in|
|real hacker:||But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet|
|movie hacker:||I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done|
|real hacker:||What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.|
|movie hacker:||Want me to break into the CIA next?|
|real hacker:||I don't even think you should attempt to...|
|movie hacker:||*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in|
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